Verse 1]

I see her online, all the time

I’m trying not to stare down there

While she talks about her tough time

Girl of your dreams, you know what I mean

There’s something ’bout her stare that makes you nervous

And you say things that you don’t mean

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Well, I found my hotel, I called up the twins

It’s seven in the morning, so they won’t let me in

I need to get back, I’ve gotta see the girl on the screen

(And then I phoned her and she said)

[Chorus]

“Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes

I’m not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go”

She said, “Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes

I wanna see and stop thinking, if you’re too shy then let me-

Too shy then let me know”

[Verse 2]

I’ve been wearing nothing every time I call you

And I’m starting to feel weird about it

Sometimes it’s better if you think about it

This time, I think I’m gonna drink through it

But I see her online, and I don’t think that I should be calling

All the time, I just wanted a happy ending

And I’m pretending I don’t care ’bout her stare

While she’s giving me a tough time

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Well, I found a motel, it looked like the bins

I think there’d been a murder, so we couldn’t get in

I need to get back, I’ve gotta see the girl on the screen

[Chorus]

“Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes

I’m not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go”

She said, “Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes

I wanna see and stop thinking, if you’re too shy then let me-

Too shy then let me know (Too shy then let me)

But if you’re too shy then let me know (Too shy then let me)

If you’re too shy then let me go” (Oh, yeah)

[Saxophone Solo: John Waugh]

[Bridge]

I see her online

All the time

[Chorus]

She said, “Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes

I’m not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go”

She said, “Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes

I wanna see and stop thinking, if you’re too shy then let me-

Verse 1]

I see her online, all the time

I’m trying not to stare down there

While she talks about her tough time

Girl of your dreams, you know what I mean

There’s something ’bout her stare that makes you nervous

And you say things that you don’t mean

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Well, I found my hotel, I called up the twins

It’s seven in the morning, so they won’t let me in

I need to get back, I’ve gotta see the girl on the screen

(And then I phoned her and she said)

[Chorus]

“Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes

I’m not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go”

She said, “Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes

I wanna see and stop thinking, if you’re too shy then let me-

Too shy then let me know”

[Verse 2]

I’ve been wearing nothing every time I call you

And I’m starting to feel weird about it

Sometimes it’s better if you think about it

This time, I think I’m gonna drink through it

But I see her online, and I don’t think that I should be calling

All the time, I just wanted a happy ending

And I’m pretending I don’t care ’bout her stare

While she’s giving me a tough time

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Well, I found a motel, it looked like the bins

I think there’d been a murder, so we couldn’t get in

I need to get back, I’ve gotta see the girl on the screen

[Chorus]

“Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes

I’m not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go”

She said, “Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes

I wanna see and stop thinking, if you’re too shy then let me-

Too shy then let me know (Too shy then let me)

But if you’re too shy then let me know (Too shy then let me)

If you’re too shy then let me go” (Oh, yeah)

[Saxophone Solo: John Waugh]

[Bridge]

I see her online

All the time

[Chorus]

She said, “Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes

I’m not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go”

She said, “Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes

I wanna see and stop thinking, if you’re too shy then let me-